Tommy Hilfiger enlisted the help of David Bowie and Iman to sell his comparitively unworthy clothing line? The photos are beyond fab, but my searing, petty jealousy borderline prevents me from enjoying them…

“um…we’re closed.”


A knee in the crotch was her only proven method of control .

What do you mean “you’ve discontinued the Whopper?”

And yet they both knew it was neither the time, nor the place…