Bette Midler! She’s in vegas now, so I guess I’m being timely but really– she’s the wind beneath my wings always.

Need I justify this? She’s loud, fab and talented. The three traits everyone should aspire to have.

Plus, she coined the following two phrases that basically sum up my personal existence:
“I never know how much of what I say is true.

“You know, I wanted so to leave you with the memory of the good beneath the gaudy, the saint beneath the paint, the pure little soul that lurks beneath this lurid exterior… but then again I figured: Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke”

Okay, seriously? Watch this. It’s an unholy marriage between my two of my favorite things: Divas and Rolling Stones, and…um…a shiek.