This website surveys your browsing history and calculates what gender you’re likely to be based on an air-tight mathematical formula (what could go wrong with science like this?!?!).

Considering the fact that I just spent, like, 3 hours looking at Spice Girls related content, and like the last, well, forevs googling feminism, fashion spreads, pictures of Clive Owen and Cher concert footage, I’m wondering why my man-ness so outshone all other criteria?

I think I know why it’s confused…