Rumor has it Christopher Nolan has named Cher as his top pick for Catwoman in the next Batman flick.

A studio executive said: “Cher is Nolan’s first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years.

“The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations

[dies. of. happiness.]

Now that the idea is out there, none other will suffice! I will be destroyed–destroyed– if this doesn’t happen. Don’t toy with my emotions Nolan.