The SAG Awards yielded no interesting or daring red carpet looks. If I had to choose anyone of note, I’d say:

Tilda Swinton: gracefully takes the Bowie torch in vampiric lesbo-androgen appeal.

Javier Bardem: continuing to make a strong case for my heterosexuality.

So, I guess if nothing else, the SAG Awards contributes to a sexual identiy crisis. Weeee!